It’s the best fodder… – Chomp. AGH…Chomp. Wet chomp. Loud wet chomp with slurping noises. Sex. Every time I hear someone chew with their mouth open I think of sex and sloppy wet noises, and now it’s my mother slurping her soup, and I’m going to have to fucking kill her. My mother and sex [...]
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