100 words (something annoying)

It’s the best fodder…

Chomp. AGH…Chomp. Wet chomp. Loud wet chomp with slurping noises. Sex. Every time I hear someone chew with their mouth open I think of sex and sloppy wet noises, and now it’s my mother slurping her soup, and I’m going to have to fucking kill her. My mother and sex can’t be in the same sentence…God damn it.

SLUUURP…AHH! STOP CHEWING. And not with the crunchy stuff…why? I shouldn’t be able to hear you chew; it’s horrible. It’s like, didn’t your mother ever teach you to chew with your mouth closed? What, were you raised in a barn? Oh, yeah…

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